This is $1300 I DO NOT WANT

Like scary movies? If so, and I do not, you could make $1300! A company called Dish is looking to hire someone to watch 13 movies based on Stephen King's books. The position’s only requirement is that you’re at least 18 years old and are detail-oriented enough to track your experience along the way. That tracking can involve social media shares or vlogs. … Dish has picked out 13 classics that it says “will leaving you screaming for more.”

  • Carrie (original or 2013 remake)
  • Children of the Corn
  • Christine
  • Creepshow
  • Cujo
  • Dreamcatcher
  • It (original or 2017 remake)
  • The Mist
  • Pet Sematary (original or 2019 remake)
  • Salem’s Lot
  • The Shining
  • Thinner
  • Misery

… You’ll share your thoughts about each film with Dish’s audience, and wear a provided FitBit to monitor your heart rate while you watch.

… You’ll also get a gift card to see a 14th movie in theaters, either It: Chapter 2 or Doctor Sleep. Nope. Nope and Nope. Hahahaha! But y'all have fun! Here's the full story:

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